Any Real Guy Interested In Surfer Chiks? How About Surfing Period?
Thursday, June 25th, 2009 at 10:43 am
I work out A LOT, almost like a celebrity! which I am, I have been sponsored, just like Bethany Hamilton (the girl whose hand was bit by a shark..) Jean-Marie Slowtisk, and many other girl pro surfers! I own a Hamushii 6″3 board, and many other, but this particular is my favorite! I love to surf everywhere, from Italy, Australia, Germany, and Islands like Puerto Rico. This year, I will stay in California for a couple of months to compete in the “XSG girls tournament pipeline competition” season finale, and I would love to meet someone to “chill” with! nothing serious, just chat over the internet, or meet personally. I am cool, laid-back, but…you need to LOVE running, lifting weights, and dance,(break dancing is my gig :girlstein) anyways, soccer, volleyball, basketball also fit into my schedule or daily CARDIO WORK OUTS! so just impress me with your hobbies or interests. By the way I am half Puerto Rican, Italian and French! d’accord!!!
Category: Pipeline Surf
Tags: About, Chiks, Interested, Period, Real, SURFER, Surfing
June 25th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Honey, you’re so completely full of it, I don’t even know which part of your ridiculous rambling nonsense to rip apart first.
A. You’re not sponsored by Billabong and Rip Curl. NO ONE is sponsored by Rip Curl and Billabong. That’s like saying you’re sponsored by Coke and Pepsi. You’re not sponsored. Period.
B. You’re going to compete in the “XSG girls tournament pipeline competition season finale” in California. What the f–k is that? Did you literally just make that up or is that the result of some unfathomably broken English?
C. Did you really just follow up your claim of being a pro surfer with Bethany Hamilton and Jean-Marie Slowtisk as examples??? That’s like saying, “I’m a Hollywood actor, just like Vic Morrow and Nick Stahl!”
D. Oh, and you’re half Puerto Rican, Italian and French?
Half, right? Half Puerto Rican? Half Italian? Half French? Forget better English, I think you need to work on your math first.
Here’s the real deal: You’re partially retarded, your parents locked you in the basement,and this is some sort of fantasy of the life you created in your head for yourself.
Good for you! You and your Hamushii 6′3″ rock!!
June 25th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
sorry too many words
June 25th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
its all about 2 points
June 25th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
You are my dream girl, but I live in Texas now and the surfing totally sucks here.
June 25th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Hola mi amor! Quiziera invitarte acompanarme a Costa Rica, que te parece? Me encanta surfear Playa Hermosa, pero tambien tengo unos lugares en Mexico que son buenisimos. No se donde, pero ya pronto voy, vamos? I have been a surfer for over thirtyfive years, I’m a real longboarder, that’s all we had when I was a grom and it is still my love. I have lived in Southern CA (OB) for a long time and it is the best in the West but Southern Latitutes are where I’m going to retire from the Oil & Gas buisness real soon but am keeping my house in the states because it is always good to come home for a while.